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You may have heard that BADITUDE has some sweet biceps, but did you know that BADITUDE's abs are pretty fuckin' untoppable, as well? BADITUDE has actually washed the official BADITUDE t-shirts upon their abs. Remember, the next time you run into one of the rude, crude dudes of BADITUDE, try punching him in the stomach as hard as you can. It won't hurt them (unlike that magician fag Houdini). Top that!
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Rippling underneath my muscle shirt
Abs so sweet that they'll make your ego hurt
Cobblestones underneath my fuckin' skin
If you try to top that, you will never win
My abs are like a fuckin' washing board
Feast your eyes upon my muscle smorgasbord
If you try to punch me in my muscle wall
You'll break your hand as if it were a baby skull
Abdomination!
My abs are super motherfuckin' sweet
There is no way that you can compete
Your abs can't compare to what I've got
You think that you're a man, but you are not
It's time to sweat, so get your ass onto the floor
Working out doesn't have to be a chore
You'll never win - that doesn't mean you shouldn't try
Abdomination until the day you fuckin' die
Abdomination!
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from
Maximum Motivation Mega-Mix!,
released 31 October 2011
Blasten Pastyah - music, lyrics, vocals, personal trainer
Quitcher Bichen - vocals, dude
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