No Survivors

by BADITUDE

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The third full-length album by the electronic industrial workout music dudes known throughout Cyberspace as BADITUDE... and now, things are SERIOUS. There's no time for dicking around - BADITUDE means business, and the 12 tracks on "No Survivors" are the baddest shit you'll ever hear. Let the sweat pour down your face and let your muscles surge with power as you blast these songs into your ears while you work out! This shit will pump you the fuck up, and fast! TOP THAT!

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released May 21, 2010

Blasten Pastyah & Quitcher Bichen: all music, programming, lyrics, vocals, mixing, mastering, art, production, distribution, ass-kicking, weight-lifting, nerd-smashing, roid-shooting, and coke-snorting.

Special thanks to CHUD "Nervous Energy" Armpitz for guest vocals on "Fallin' Through Walls" and lyrics to "Ubermensch."

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Track Name: No Survivors
Work together as a team
Don't you understand what I mean?
Nobody is gonna survive
No one has the strength to stay alive
The human race is coming to an end
Because you fucked up once again
There is one thing that I know
It's that teamwork is the way to go

Drop your phone and hit the gym
It's the only way you'll ever win
You let yourselves become a bunch of nerds
A stupid horde of cattle in a herd
Wallowing in your own crap
Emitting lots of noxious gas
Temperatures begin to rise
Soon you fags are gonna die
The human race has reached its peak
And now you are so fuckin' weak
Humanity will cease to thrive
Because nobody can survive

The end has come
Chaos is fun
Wild in the streets
Riots can't be beat
It don't matter anymore
So fuck up a store
Rob a bank - blow it up
Who gives a fuck?

Strengthen your body
Strengthen your mind
Don't be such a retard
All the fuckin time
Work together as a team
If you understand what I mean
Make it your priority
To be as bad as you can be
Track Name: 12x Better
Aw shit, it's BADITUDE, and we are back again
We will show you that we're better
More than just by 10
Cuz BADITUDE is 12x better, we're the fuckin' best
If you think you can top that
We'll stab you in the chest

BADITUDE is 12x better
We are fuckin' 12x better
BADITUDE is 12x better
12x better

Lifting weights and shooting 'roids will make your muscles grow
But only BADITUDE can take you where you want to go
Pump some iron, take a swim and hit the fuckin' track
Cool it down, stretch it out and smoke a little crack

BADITUDE is 12x better
We are fuckin' 12x better
BADITUDE is 12x better
12x better

BADITUDE will fuck you up
Girl, you know it's true
If you blame it on the rain, we'll pound you into goo
We'll rip apart your feeble skull and fuck you in the brain
We'll eat your muscles for protein and make an awesome gain

BADITUDE is 12x better
We are fuckin' 12x better
BADITUDE is 12x better
12x better

BADITUDE is 12x better, that's no fuckin' joke
We'll pulverize your fuckin' bones and snort the dust like coke
BADITUDE is super awesome, that is not a lie
If you disagree with that, we'll make you fuckin' die

BADITUDE is 12x better
We are fuckin' 12x better
BADITUDE is 12x better
12x better
Track Name: Exercism 3: New Generation
Once again the time has come
to exercise until you're numb
BADITUDE is number one
Grab a gun and rape a nun
Start of with some cardio
Take a break and do some blow
Advance to the seated row
Watch your muscles start to grow

Calisthenics is the key
if you want to look like me
I don't want your MTV
Fuck the XBox 360
Find a stupid fuckin' nerd
Make him eat a giant turd
Don't believe what you have heard
Here's another rhyming word

Run around and break a sweat
Do not stop until you're wet
Do another super set
Bench a fuckin' jumbo jet
Dr. Phil is talking shit
What a fuckin' idiot
He deserves a mighty hit
Punch that faggot in the tit

Don't just sit there like a jerk
Put your pectorals to work
Turkish getup minus turk
Corky Thatcher is Chris Burke
Drink another protein shake
Eat another bloody steak
Punch a board and make it break
Smoke some weed until you're baked

Life is not a fuckin' game
Unless you're really fuckin' lame
All you faggots are the same
Quitcher Bichen is my name
If you are a real man
You will get an awesome tan
Drink a beer and crush the can
Smack a woman with a pan

Rise above the obstacles
Stimulate your pectorals
Interrupt a funeral
Kick a christian in the balls
Drink a lot of medicine
Uppercut right to the chin
Hook the leg and score the pin
Count to three and then you win

Clear your head of any doubt
Everyday you must work out
Do not take a different route
Don't forget to scream and shout!
The time has come to bust a move
You have got a lot to prove
Go to France and bomb The Louvre
Another word that rhymes with "move"

Exercising is a blast
Run a mile really fast
Muscle mass is made to last
Put a faggot in a cast
Listen up and you'll succeed
If you don't, you're gonna bleed
Give your body what it needs
Smoke a lot of killer weed
Track Name: Fitness Quest
Oh shit, you've got to get fit
You wanna be your best?
Go on a Fitness Quest
It's time to get big
Don't be a fuckin' pig
Keep your protein lean
Then you'll be fuckin' mean
It's time to lift and flex
Make sure you fuckin' stretch
Avoid an injury with workout synergy
Load up another plate
Make sure your back stays straight
And if you really squeeze
You will progress with ease

To put on extra mass
Shoot steroids in your ass
Growth hormones are the trick
To make your neck grow thick
This next step is no joke
Go snort some fuckin' coke
And you'll have energy to work out 'til you bleed
You have to have a plan
If you will be a man
Down at the fuckin' gym
It's where muscles begin
Consider this the map
Watch out for Willie's trap
The time is now the best
Go on a Fitness Quest
Track Name: BuyBullShit
The bible is so full of shit
I like to wipe my ass with it
Right after I take a dump
The bible helps to clean my rump
I use one to rub my ass
Then I throw it in the trash
Use a page to wipe my cheeks
Make a mess that fuckin' reeks

Find a bible in the mall
Carry it into the stall
Excrement in Genesis
Noah's ark drowned in piss
Testaments clean up the mess
With a lot of great success
The bible was full of words
And now it's full of turds

Forget the shit that you have read
Erase the bible from your head
Hit the fuckin' gym instead
Punch a christian 'til he's dead

The bible is a piece of shit
Historically inaccurate
It's retarded, antiquated
Very poorly translated
Listen to my tone and diction
The bible is a work of fiction
King James, what a dick
The word of god makes me sick

The bible doesn't talk about
Important things, like working out
Or Gatorade, or getting cut
Or punching nerds in the gut
This is why it really sucks
The bible is gay as fuck
Rip out a page and eat it
Very soon...you'll take a bible shit

Forget the shit that you have read
Erase the bible from your head
Hit the fuckin' gym instead
Punch a christian 'til he's dead
Track Name: Fallin' Through Walls (You're The Shockmaster)
The heat is on, the pressure's high
Your future is on the line
So don't look back, don't be afraid
Because now is the time
So grab your helmet, put on your cape
And show them what you've got
You can do this, you can win
You'll be on the top

Don't need a door, don't need a gate
Don't need a fuckin' hall
Just buckle down, go head first
And blast through that wall

Because it takes balls to fall through the walls
Rise above all when you fall through the walls
You gotta stand tall to fall through the walls
Because it takes balls to fall through the walls
Through the walls
You're The Shockmaster

The final match is coming up
And you've got a lot to prove
It's not the time to hesitate
So come on and make a move
Now's your chance to prove yourself
You'll give them such a shock
You've got to grab life by the horns
And smack it with your cock

Don't need a door, don't need a gate
Don't need a fuckin' hall
Just buckle down, go head first
And blast through that wall

Because it takes balls to fall through the walls
Rise above all when you fall through the walls
You gotta stand tall to fall through the walls
Because it takes balls to fall through the walls
Through the walls
You're The Shockmaster
Shock 'em!
Track Name: Tear the Sleeves Off Your Shirt
Aw shit, they've got to go
Those biceps must be free to grow
So tear the sleeves off of your shirt
And let those sweaty muscles show

Come on, dude - don't be shy
Your biceps are not gonna die
So show the world your massive arms
Behold the terror in their eyes

Tear them off
Tear those sleeves off right now
Rip them off
Rip those sleeves off right now
Tear them off
Tear those sleeves off right now
Rip them off
Rip those sleeves off right now

You have got a lot to prove
Tear off those sleeves and make a move
I told you to, so do it now
Inside the gym it would behoove (you)

Let me see those giants guns
Cuz bicep workouts are so much fuckin' fun
So rip the sleeves off of your shirt
And flex your pythons when you're done

Tear them off
Tear those sleeves off right now
Rip them off
Rip those sleeves off right now
Tear them off
Tear those sleeves off right now
Rip them off
Rip those sleeves off right now

Don't be such a fuckin' bitch
I can see your biceps twitch
Inside those sleeves upon your arms
The time has come to make the switch

Listen to the words you're told
I don't care if your arms are cold
Grab those sleeves and tear them off
Your guns will shine like solid gold

Tear them off
Tear those sleeves off right now
Rip them off
Rip those sleeves off right now
Tear them off
Tear those sleeves off right now
Rip them off
Rip those sleeves off right now

Tear the sleeves off of your shirt
If you think you're a real man
Track Name: Are You 486?
Expectant teenage mother walking down the street
I want to punch her so hard and kick her with my feet
When I see these bitches, the first thing through my head
Is stick them with a hanger, and leave them there for dead

Just what the fuck is with them?
Why do they pull this shit?
I cannot figure it out. It makes me throw a fit.
They are such a huge drain on our society
A shitload of abortions is just the trick we need

Procreate, Proliferate
An endless loop that fuels my hate
Might I suggest this one fix?
A dose of RU-486
Complicate, Exacerbate
This endless loop that fuels my hate
How's this for a little fix?
A dose of RU-486
Aggravate, Perpetuate
This endless loop that fuels my hate
May I suggest this one fix?
A dose of RU-486
Set things straight, it's not too late
Now's the time to terminate
Let me suggest this one fix
A dose of RU-486

Just what the fuck is so great about a pregnancy?
That kid is parasitic - it's clearly plain to see
It grows inside your body and feeds inside of you
Just like a nasty tapeworm - oh girl, you know it's true
Making more mouths to feed and bodies we must clothe
And looking for a handout - that is the shit I loathe
You know we've got to stop this
We cannot let them breed
That's why I say abortion is just the trick we need

Procreate, Proliferate
An endless loop that fuels my hate
Might I suggest this one fix?
A dose of RU-486
Complicate, Exacerbate
This endless loop that fuels my hate
How's this for a little fix?
A dose of RU-486
Aggravate, Perpetuate
This endless loop that fuels my hate
May I suggest this one fix?
A dose of RU-486
Set things straight, it's not too late
Now's the time to terminate
Let me suggest this one fix
A dose of RU-486

They're pumping out the babies like an assembly line
And leeching off our taxes - they take what's yours and mine
I'll use their pregnant stomachs just like a punching bag
And if you think I'm joking, you are a fuckin' fag
All of you whining mothers can all just go to hell
I'll stab that fuckin' baby right in the fontanelle
Here's just a little tidbit of advice you should heed
A buttload of abortions is just the shit we need

Procreate, Proliferate
An endless loop that fuels my hate
Might I suggest this one fix?
A dose of RU-486
Complicate, Exacerbate
This endless loop that fuels my hate
How's this for a little fix?
A dose of RU-486
Aggravate, Perpetuate
This endless loop that fuels my hate
May I suggest this one fix?
A dose of RU-486
Set things straight, it's not too late
Now's the time to terminate
Let me suggest this one fix
A dose of RU-486

Set things straight, it's not too late
Now's the time to terminate

Are you 486?
Track Name: Man Up!
Man up - for once in your life
Step up - it's time to be a man
Sack up - grow a set of balls
Top that

Man up - for once in your life
Step up - it's time to be a man
Sack up - grow a set of balls
Do it now - keep your tampons in your purse
Top that - you can do all that you can
Man up - for once in your life
Man up!
Track Name: Abdomination
Rippling underneath my muscle shirt
Abs so sweet that they'll make your ego hurt
Cobblestones underneath my fuckin' skin
If you try to top that, you will never win
My abs are like a fuckin' washing board
Feast your eyes upon my muscle smorgasbord
If you try to punch me in my muscle wall
You'll break your hand as if it were a baby skull

Abdomination!

My abs are super motherfuckin' sweet
There is no way that you can compete
Your abs can't compare to what I've got
You think that you're a man, but you are not
It's time to sweat, so get your ass onto the floor
Working out doesn't have to be a chore
You'll never win - that doesn't mean you shouldn't try
Abdomination until the day you fuckin' die

Abdomination!
Track Name: Übermensch
Think you're strong? Think you're rough?
Compared to Übermensch, you ain't so tough
If we'd listened to Nietzsche long ago
This world would not be such a shitty hellhole
That dude had a sweet mustache
And if you laugh, we'll beat your ass
Erase heaven from your mind
No utopia will you find
Before you die and after your birth
You must bring your goals back down to earth
The death of god is the one true way
No lies, no bullshit, no time to pray
Morals and values forced on your head
To keep you down until you're dead
New traditions must be found
So shout it out and make a sound

It won't just happen, it's your choice
So move your body and raise your voice
Fucked up ideals - we must transcend
Or this could be the way we end
Listen to the words we say
Because there is no other way
Man is something to overcome
It's a game that must be won
Track Name: Fuck U / Fuck Shit Up
Listen up, all you cock-sucking douchebags
BADITUDE will kick your motherfucking ass
We ain't lying, we ain't just clowning around
We'll fuck your shit up, we'll burn your world down
to the ground
Such a retard, from your head down to your toes
When I see you, my desire to vomit grows
Useless bastard, another fucking waste of life
I would like to stab you through the eyeball with a rusty knife

Fuck U - you motherfuckin' asshole
Fuck U - you stupid fuckin' piece of shit
Fuck U - you're a worthless retard
Fuck U - you make me sick
Fuck U - you motherfuckin' asshole
Fuck U - you stupid fuckin' piece of shit
Fuck U - why don't you go kill yourself?

Preaching fucker, with his bible in his hand
Spreads his shit, polluting minds throughout the land
Leaving pamphlets on my car and on my door
Prostitution - religion is a filthy whore
Another dollar, another child to molest
Fuck the helpless - that's what christians do the best
No forgiveness, take it on yourself instead
Get a gun and put a bullet through your head

Fuck U - you motherfuckin' asshole
Fuck U - you stupid fuckin' piece of shit
Fuck U - you're a worthless retard
Fuck U - you make me sick
Fuck U - you motherfuckin' asshole
Fuck U - you stupid fuckin' piece of shit
Fuck U - why don't you go kill yourself?

Self-indulgence glorified on the TV
Rich and famous - that is what you want to be
Spend your money on shiny cars and fancy clothes
Take what's left and snort it up your fucking nose
There's no point, no responsibility
Spend your free time tanning and bleaching your teeth
Your mind atrophies while your ego starts to bloat
Vent the pressure - slit your motherfucking throat

Fuck U - you motherfuckin' asshole
Fuck U - you stupid fuckin' piece of shit
Fuck U - you're a worthless retard
Fuck U - you make me sick
Fuck U - you motherfuckin' asshole
Fuck U - you stupid fuckin' piece of shit
Fuck U - why don't you go kill yourself?

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Fuck shit up, fuck shit up, fuck shit up
Come on, fuck it up
Fuck shit up, you gotta fuck shit up, fuck shit up
Now fuck it up

Break a board with a kick
Feels so good it makes me sick
Punch a nerd with your fist
Grab his arm and break his wrist
Find a douche and stomp his face
Smash it good and leave not trace
Bust a car like Final Fight
Demonstrate your awesome might

Fuck shit up - it's fuckin' rad
Blasting stuff will make you glad
Fuck shit up - it's fuckin' great
When it's early or it's late
Fuck shit up - it can't be beat
With your hands or with your feet
Fuck shit up - don't be a prick
Or you'll get kicked right in the dick

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