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The bible serves a great purpose - the pages are used to wipe BADITUDE's ass after a mean shit brought on by numerous protein shakes. Other than that, it is the most worthless, poorly-edited work of olde-timey fiction ever sold at Wal-Mart. BADITUDE urges you to use the bible for its sole purpose, and stop wasting toilet paper.

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The bible is so full of shit
I like to wipe my ass with it
Right after I take a dump
The bible helps to clean my rump
I use one to rub my ass
Then I throw it in the trash
Use a page to wipe my cheeks
Make a mess that fuckin' reeks

Find a bible in the mall
Carry it into the stall
Excrement in Genesis
Noah's ark drowned in piss
Testaments clean up the mess
With a lot of great success
The bible was full of words
And now it's full of turds

Forget the shit that you have read
Erase the bible from your head
Hit the fuckin' gym instead
Punch a christian 'til he's dead

The bible is a piece of shit
Historically inaccurate
It's retarded, antiquated
Very poorly translated
Listen to my tone and diction
The bible is a work of fiction
King James, what a dick
The word of god makes me sick

The bible doesn't talk about
Important things, like working out
Or Gatorade, or getting cut
Or punching nerds in the gut
This is why it really sucks
The bible is gay as fuck
Rip out a page and eat it
Very soon...you'll take a bible shit

Forget the shit that you have read
Erase the bible from your head
Hit the fuckin' gym instead
Punch a christian 'til he's dead

credits

from No Survivors, released May 21, 2010
Quitcher Bichen - music, lyrics, vocals
Blasten Pastyah - vocals

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